Have no fear, Clay Aiken is here! What woman wouldn't want the face of Aiken creepily staring in her direction on Mother's Day? Clay has the voice of an angel and the fine flowing hair of a prized little pony. The man is perfection made manifest, and your mother deserves nothing less. Just visit the website [1] to sign Mom up for a greeting. She'll receive a timely message in her inbox, and

Mom will be directed to Clay's website where he'll sing a song just for her (!!!) and let her know, in a half-ass sentimental way, the following: