On Mother's Day, what do you give the mom who has no social life, a stifled career, love handles, and a closet full of dresses that no longer fit? You write a song to acknowledge and take full responsibility for all these things. You then set up a camera in the garage, pretend to play the guitar, and make a totally non-narcissistic music vid featuring you and only you — and the mess you've made but never intend to clean up.