Ah, moms. You can't live with them. You wouldn't know anything about yourself — likes, dislikes, clothing preferences, ambitions, insecurities, love interests, regrets, nutritional needs, when your bra strap is showing — without them. All conversations are one-sided. All conversations could have ended 20 minutes ago. All conversations go a little something like this:









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LOL that was hilarious
1TOTALLY my mom!!
2my mom doesn't tell me to eat fish, she just has the children in africa are starving rant!
3I cannot say I've ever had a conversation like this with my mum
she's not daft
4I swear this just happened to me today. But it was more like
5Mom: You should try the shrimp.
Me: I can't - I'm allergic.
Mom: But it's shrimp. You like shrimp.
Me: I'm allergic to it.
**5 minutes later**
Mom: Here, have some of my shrimp.
AAAAA!!!
The last part about the sweater sounds like my mother, typically that conversation is with my sister though. Not so much with me.
6I love this, I had the same coversation about a sweater with my mom this morning...Moms are cool.
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