Man, if I thought that getting married meant I would never go out again, I don't think I could do it! It's probably not really true (married folks, is it?), but I guess people who market bachelorette party crapola bank on the cliché. In case it's true, I guess you'd need this last night out survival kit. Because on your last night of fun out as an unmarried person, you need a pecker surprise shot glass, pecker nose glasses, and a ball and chain that attaches to your stilettos, right?
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1Wow, this is bad..haha
2I just had my party on saturday. I banned any male organs or cliche things because I thought it was dumb. I just pulled a labowski and went bowling and drank a few Caucasians. good times.
3This sort of thing is precisely why I skipped the bachelorette party altogether.
4Seriously, let's hope that getting married does not mean no more nights out. Especially nights out with fluorescent green pecker nose glasses. I would really miss those.
5I used to work promotions for a radio station and spent MANY nights in cheesy bars and clubs that I'd never have gone to if I wasn't getting paid. And I saw so much of this crap around those places. I was always embarrassed for the girls.
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