A man who wears patterned suspenders over a gray shirt in a tacky parody of what a Wall Street trader would wear cannot afford to be as picky as this douchenozzle. John Fitzgerald, the infamous and delusional online dater — who Gawker [1] calls "the worst person in the world" and who PetSugar [2] is obsessed with — gets followed around by the Dr. Phil camera crew (douche overload!) and displays how picky he is about women. What's this douche's best line?