OK it's not entirely true, he was on CNN just this morning — but with all the Democratic obsession out there I couldn't resist this from The Onion. McCain is as tough as they come — I'm just relieved the fake news is finally reporting it!
Get Flash to see this player.
I dare you to get the image of McCain and Obama, naked and dropped in the jungle out of your mind. Oh, man I would pay to see that match up. And now, apparently, the election has driven me to insanity. You saw it here first.
Um, and perhaps the best part of the vid? The tag at the end — KFC introduces $600 bucket of chicken as stimulus checks drop — it's funny cause it could totally happen. But with extra gravy/coleslaw that's so good it should be classified as a narcotic.
DKNY
Miss Sixty
Red Herring
God I love The Onion. It's the only thing that can always make me laugh.
1It may just be the day, but I didn't find it all that funny. My human sense of humor may not be as finely tuned as your raccoon sense though.
2Well, it's all subjective. I also liked their story "Black Man Asks Nation For Change". It was brilliant.
3i don't know. i think it may be funnier to me when I read it than when it's read to me. i usually read the Onion paper. maybe my mind is just addled by allergy meds.
4i don't know. i think it may be funnier to me when I read it than when it's read to me. i usually read the Onion paper. maybe my mind is just addled by allergy meds.
5I love the Onion, especially Jean Teasdale's columns, but nothing good can come from anything that conjures images of a naked John McCain.
6I don't check the Onion online very often, but I love reading it on my morning commute. Then again, it makes me laugh out loud, prompting everyone to think I'm nuts. Loved that clip
7Smoove B always satisfies.
8I had to stop reading Smoove on the bus because I laughed so hard and got weird stares.
9haha! The onion totally rocks!
10Post New Comment
Please share your opinion with our community, but make sure it is on topic and follows our Community Rules. We moderate comments and prohibit personal attacks, threats, spam, lewd images, or the promotion of your personal website.