I've been really easy on you guys in the past few If You Had To's. Let's make this little game hard again, shall we? Some women gravitate toward losers like cheap whisky on ice. Well, let's make them criminals, too! I know it will be hard to decide, but of the two guys in these mugshots, who would you make a conjugal visit to, if you had to...
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#2, separated at birth from woody harrelson
1ewwww, neither!!! I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life, thank you!
2#1 has that sexy moustache.
3I'm going to have to say no.
4#2 looks a wee bit cleaner... and points for the woody harrelson call-out! dead on!
5Hysterical!
At first I thought "when did Woody Harrelson get busted?"
6#1 - he doesn't look like he'll beat me.
7Either way, you're wrong for this one, Giggle!
ewwww--that is just embarassing....
8hahahahaha. um. this totally made my morning!
9I'm assuming that death is an option because I could comment without voting....I think I would rather swallow my own tongue!!! LOL too funny!
10hahahhaha..wtf?
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