This If You Had To is a bit of a departure from the others, because these two are actually kinda hot underneath all their crunky skank. The English have a knack for producing this "addicted pirate who is allergic to bathing" type. In one corner, I present you with Russell Brand. Apparently, he is the best thing about Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Did I mention he is a recovering heroin and sex addict? And in the other corner, Pete Doherty. (What is this dude not addicted to?) Who would you have dirty pirate sex with, if you had to. . .
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If I really had to , it would be Russell. He is the lesser of to grungy wankers!
1Ew. I refuse to vote. I think I'd choose death.
2RUSSELL. I'd chose without HAVING to.
3Kate Moss has slept with both of them.
4side note: I saw Pete on Jonathan Ross and he was adorable.
Good point, raieven! I'll leave it to others to decide what that means.
5They are nasty.
6i pick pete. because actually pete is a really good musician. He could write a beautiful song about me.
7Kate knows how to pick them.
8Seppuku?
9I would rather die.
10I picked Russell. I wouldn't touch Pete with a 50 foot pole!
11at least russell looks like he washes his hair. that other dude is NASTY
12Yeah...can't even play this round...just not an option, both are too skeevy..
13Pete...having lived in Scotland for 6 years and being subjected to Russell's particular "Brand" (sorry) of tw*tness which passes for talent, makes me wonder how anyone slept with him, the guy is a preening, talentless dufus.
Pete's a mess, but he has this whole chimneysweep ragamuffin screwup thing going for him, and he's a musician.
Whilst I do not really like either of them, if forced to choose, its no contest.
14i wouldnt HAVE to... i would freely.
15Pete Doherty is a Beautiful person, who writes amazing lyrics, and is absalutly amazing
Russell Brand has just got sex appeal, and is gorgeous. and is pretty funny.
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