Here's an ideal morning: I make a huge pot of coffee, take a shower using Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap, and apply caffeinated lip gloss to my chattering mouth as I skiddaddle out the door with the jitters. "No, I don't need any spare change," I say to a stranger who mistakes me for a meth-addicted lunatic. Hmm. Maybe I should cut down on my caffeine habit.
Monsoon
Balenciaga
La Petite S*****
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3lol
4I love this stuff! Aren't you glad I got you some?
5lol, I love it!
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