These two fancy themselves as tough guys with some affinity to the mystical East. Chuck Norris has been kickin' it kung fu style since back in the day, and Steven Seagal, when he's not starring in clunkers like Under Siege, participates in the creation of dubious energy drinks. With whom would you have tantric sex involving lots of heavy breathing, hand holding, and staring into one another's beady eyes if you had to...
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That was a hard decision to make! I picked the one with the better hair plugs.
1jajajajaj i totally cracked up and people in the office stared. i am SOOO not answering this... i feel like im gonna be shunned if i pick either
2I picked Seagal. He's a little younger looking and I prefer bigger guys than littler ones...eh hem..
3ewewewewewew. neither, BUT if i had to, chuck norris. but id have to be extremely liquored up for this.lol
4I'm assuming paper bags would be provided....?
5Chuck Norris. I would crush him and then brag about it.
6firecrotch hehehehe
7mmm I found it "easy" in comparison with the earlies "if you had to"
I vote for chuck norris, but that don't mean if something I will do it sober people!
8drunk? i picked steven. he USED to be attractive....when i was like 2.. and he didn't have 4 chins
9uuugh
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If we are going with aging martial artist/actors....can't I have Jackie Chan instead?
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