Or is it "douche jour"? It's been a while since I've found someone douchetastic enough to put under the Eligible Bachelor Du Jour [1] banner. Well, better late than never. I remember seeing this dude (his name is Dick, naturally) on Dr. Phil a while back. (Pause for laughter and head-shaking.) This cop-as-stripper look-alike is so over-the-top that I couldn't even muster up enough energy to be angry. I'm more focused on being embarrassed that I watch Dr. Phil.

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