Everyone has secrets, but what about those things that people would be surprised to know about your relationship? I'm not talking about skeletons in your closet; I mean behaviors or actions that one wouldn't necessarily assume of you in a couple. You've all divulged your secret single behavior, so now it's time to blab about your secret behavior with your significant other. Perhaps you sit down to a candlelit dinner every night, or maybe you snore so loudly that your boyfriend has to sleep in another room. Whatever it is, do tell!









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My boyfriend sleeps in much later than I do, so every Sunday morning, I lay in bed and rub his back while he sleeps. It makes me want to stay in bed longer, and allows him that extra hour or so of sleep he cherishes so dearly. It's the simple things that keep relationships together, ya know?
1I leave WAY before my boyfriend is out of bed. So in the mornings I always spend about 5 minutes laying with him RIGHT before I leave so i can kiss him and tell him to have a good day.
We also wrestle a lot haha.
2Me and hubby are dirty talker
(at home)
And he's quite surprised that I can talk very sexually and make everything about sex
3Every morning before my Fiancee leaves he gives me about 20 kisses to wake me up. Its beautiful
4my boyfriend and i sit on the couch side by side on our laptops and play world of warcraft. sounds dorky and unromantic, but it's surprisingly cute when he needs his damage-doing girlfriend to come save the day when he's doing quests or pvp'ing. people in game are surprised to find that we are a couple, let alone that we sit next to each other and play!
5said8me: that is so cute! hah
6My boyfriend and I love to play Lego Starwars on his PS2! We can go on for hours and then get all excited about finding red bricks and unlocking secret levels and finding minikits. Since its a two player game we also have our characters fight to see who is able to collect the most gold coins! Plus when I get frustrated with him, I love beating his lego character up
Also, since we both try to eat pretty healthy, we always snicker at each other when we share a piece of chocolate or eat a bag of gummy bears. Like two little kids who don't want to get caught. Ahahahaha.
7We wrestle, and it's not in that forplay kind of way either. I like to see how strong I really am sometimes.
We also break out dancing very randomly, at home, in the car, in stores it's pretty funny.
8Awwww. Said8me! That's sooooo CUTE! I tried doing that w/ my BF when he's playing CS but I suck at that game so it's no fun for me.
9My boyfriend wakes me up in the morning when we need to get ready to go to work. He'll always get me a glass of water and say "Wakie Bean!"...which means "Wake Up baby!"
Also, we'll lay on the living room couches while we're watching TV and if I have my feet by his face he'll play with my toes and then gently yank my pinky toes to crack them.
Sounds weird, but I think it's really cute. Haha.
10Well we actually call each other names in Ukrainian. It's my husband's native language and I still don't speak it (I KNOW!) but we call each other names (which mean things like silly, crazy, etc.) I'm sure if other people heard us it would sound a bit odd...
11I usually sleep with earplugs because my fiance snores a lot.
Also, we have dance parties after we come home from going out. We blast our favorite songs and go nuts dancing in the bedroom. Our dog likes to dance too
12I cut hubby's hair.
13He also approves my outfits daily for me. He had surprisingly good taste.
OMG said8me, WOW has almost destroyed my marriage. I hate that game, and the power it has over my husband...AGGGGHHHHHHHH!
In other happy couple news, the husband and I don't do pet names (babe, hun, sweety etc), but when we're alone, we'll call each other "husband" or "wife" depending on who's talking...duh. It all started when we were engaged and in bed. I turned to him and said "you know, in three months we can we'll wake up and be husband and wife. And I'll say 'good morning husband, how are you?' and you'll say 'I'm hungry wife, let's go get breakfast' and I'll say 'that sounds like a good idea' then you'll turn to me and say 'ok wife, go to the f-ing kitchen and make me some food woman.'"
Romantic right?!
14We sing songs and change the words so that they are about our dog.
15We harass each other when one of us is trying to take a shower or, uh, using the bathroom.
16We are both pretty anal and neat, and we throw a lot of parties. But the day after our parties, we sit around like dirtbags even if our apartment is trashed and don't lift a finger. We always clean the next, next day!
17we have towel-snapping contests and will each grab a dish towel, stand in one spot and take turns trying to get a good snap on the other. he won't bbq anything and I always handle the grill or we'll let a guest do it when we have company over, he sticks to washing veggies for salads. we like to move our home to the yard and sleep under the apple tree on random nights, it has definitely become an x-mas tradition.
18Oh gosh..... Well my boyfriend is captivated by girls and there girly ways. He doest understand it and he loves that we are so different emotionally than him. So... he has a hole made up land and story about how I got to this earth (because I cant be human, I am so girly and different). Everything is named from what we eat to my name in this land. There is a jingle he sings about it; it’s the funniest thing ever. He just keeps adding and adding to the story. I tell him our kids will have an active imagination.
19Aujah--that is the cutest thing I've ever heard!
20I'm with said8me... my husband and I have played WoW together since release (when we were still boyfriend/girlfriend). Gaming can be a great bonding activity, whether you're playing together in-game or questing independently. Its was also great when we were long-distance for a year before getting married!
21" . . . but it's surprisingly cute when he needs his damage-doing girlfriend to come save the day when he's doing quests or pvp'ing . . . "
Very cute, Said8me. I shared your post with my hubbie, as he likes to play "World of Warcraft," too. He said he has a "damage-doing girlfriend" out here in real life.
I'm his wife, but I get what he's saying.
For us, it's not so much a secret, but we enjoy making each other laugh. We both have a strong sense of humor, and we have a good time together. He still makes me giggle.
22aujah, that's so cute and hilarious!!
My boyfriend and I have this weird contest... it's hard to explain, but we turn our faces sideways and match up our nostrils. But before we do that, I try to empty as much air out of my lungs as possible, and he tries to take the deepest breath possible. Then he breathes into my nose while I simultaneously suck air out of his lungs. If I run out of space in my lungs before he runs out of air, then he wins. If he runs out of air before I run out of lung space, then I win!!
If anyone ever saw us doing that, they'd think WHAT IN THE f*ck??? But it cracks us up like nothing else, and it's something that only we do.
23LOL @ Sunshowers83
Girl, that sounds like it could be dangerous . . . ! But hey, whatever
floats your boat.
24I straddle his back and we walk in step around the apartment - to the kitchen, the bathroom; wherever. We also do talent shows where one sits on the couch and the other entertains. I've gotten several scores of 10, although the 1 isn't out of the question.
We also sleep holding hands. I love that.
25aujah, I LOVE your post!
26he gives me horseback rides when its time for me to go to bed, and if i got to bed before him he "tucks" me in.
He plays call of Duty 4 on PS3 and I watch him, help him if i can and i cheer him on.
we put clothes on the cats and pee in our pants when they slink around trying to get them off.
27Some of these comments are making me happy I'm single...
28My boyfriend and I share many things like a tooth brush, deodorant (he wears womens deodorant!
)...things like that. We used to share my robe (um, not at the same time....) until I bought a new mens-sized robe for him for Christmas. But he still insists on wearing mine, so
I now wear the too-big mens robe.
He would DIE if he knew about this
29Marci, I love that you sleep holding hands. that's cute
30My boyfriend and I look forward to cuddle time every day. I started this rule about getting 15 minutes of cuddle time per day, but it has just multiplied. If I ask him what he wants to do for the night he'll say "How about we have dinner and then come home and cuddle?" Going out with friends or watching movies are great, don't get me wrong, but we both prefer just simple cuddle time. But don't tell him I told you, apparently it's not very manly.
31My boyfriend does the same thing as aujah's!
According to my boyfriend, who also tries to understand the mindset of women, he nicknamed me gummy bear, and calls me gums for short. He's a great writer, so he wrote a full story about the origin of the gummy bear and he calls himself the protector and investigator for gummy bears... its a very elaborate story. It just goes on and on.
We also play poker online. While we're on the phone together and in the same table we tell each other our cards so we can beat other people and win. I know it's cheating but it's fun anyway
32we play WoW (world of warcraft), sometimes he'll walk me through dungeons. sometimes we're next to each other on separate computers and playing the game at the same time.
geekiness aside, whenever we're just next to each other, and we do this at least every other day, me or him will start a game of thumb war. like "i win, you're mine now"
33Wouldn't you like to know?
34My boyfriend and I will have little midnight snacks... usually on weekends. After we "play," we'll watch TV, and we always suddenly get hungry at the same time. The first time this happened, I had been hungry but didn't say anything. I fell asleep watching TV and my boyfriend woke me up and said "I got cookies..." He had gone to the kitchen and gotten a plate of Chips Ahoy and Oreos and two glasses of milk. I'm always interested to see what he gets out of his cabinet. Once it was Twinkies. Another time he brought cheese and grapes like we were at a reception. ha.... once a pb&j sandwich sliced in half. It's become really amusing to me.
We also like to take naps a lot together and ignore phone calls... Sunday afternoons are the best. We'll snuggle up for hours and not want to wake up!
The two of us regularly give each other back scratches... this man would choose back scratches over sex just about, he loves them so much. I guess I've learned to love them because I scratch his back so much! Even if we are in at friend's house or something, he'll lean forward without saying a word, expecting a back scratch. Now I am so used to it, I don't even realize I am doing it half the time!
35My fiance and I have extremely violent and dirty minds.. That generally weird other people out
We play a one up game .. So if he wants me to do something he'll say "If you don't do that I'll kill your cat" And I will respond "Yeah if you do that I'll rip off yer balls and make you eat them" and we escalate it till the other one cannot think of anything more horrific and that person wins
(PS He LOVES our kitties and he snuggles and loves them up as much or more then me...And I catch him talking to them in baby voices when he doesn't think I am paying attention)
He also says "my baby" and I say "That's me!" and his voice will go lower and mine will go higher.. It's weird..
We sing "you are my sunshine" to each other all the time too..
We're very much in sync it's kinda creepy sometimes
36We're both obsessive about cleaning -- a perfect day for us would be cleaning the entire place top to bottom, then reorganizing everything ;D
37I miss my boyfriend : /
We spent all morning laughing and chasing each other around the house being silly. We have times where we'll wrestle and spank each other and he'll tickly feet like crazy. We'll play fight, I'll beat him a million times on my back then pretend to get scared and run away and he'll catch me in his arms and hold me down and kiss me. We lay in bed all day goofing around like kids and making jokes. We watch animal planet and day dream about our future together. I love him, he's the best. I can't wait until we live with each other!
38There are a lot of strange little things we do...
39First of all, we are both clean but MESSY. Our bedroom (before he moved away for a job) was always just a giant pile of clothes. Now we compare over the phone how messy our rooms are.
Also, he sleeps best when he is on his back and I have an arm and a leg thrown over him, with my head on his chest (basically I'm on top of him).
We are greatly amused by each others ahem bodily functions. There are sometimes contests involved.
We often drink really girly drinks together, like daiquiris. I think he likes them more than me.
Our best sex is usually at 5am. I have no idea why. I don't even know why we wake up at 5 am so often!
We almost always shower together. And there is nothing sexual involved.
We wrestle bigtime. Someone usually gets hurt. We have tickle fights, too.
But my favorite thing that we do is lay in bed watching movies, cuddling. We get totally wrapped around each other and he usually plays with my hair or rubs my scalp. It is so comfortable. I always tell him he is the most comfortable person I have ever known and that must mean that we are meant to be together.
sometimes when he leans in to kiss me, i duck away, or vice versa. it's very childish and i'd be embarrassed if anyone saw it, but it's also the cutest thing.
40We quote our favorite movie and TV show moments to each other all the time, usually The Office and Napoleon Dynamite. We also have songs that we sing to each other, all goofy and from the 80s or 90s.
We're both huge movie buffs and we love to do movie marathons on Sunday when we have no other plans...always in bed and always with a huge bowl of popcorn.
He makes my lunch every morning for work and toasts me a bagel with strawberry cream cheese. And if my favorite Starbucks mug with the hearts on it is dirty, he'll take it out of the dishwasher and hand-wash it just so I can start me day off with it.
I love my husband♥
41We always dance in the car he likes to do the robot I dance casually, man we are dorks! lol
42I give my boyfriend manicures. No nail polish... but still all the soaking, the cuticle pushing, the filing, all that stuff! He will never admit he gets his nails done!
43We role play. Sometimes I'm the inexpirenced virgin and he's the knowing college professor. We have some of the best times role playing and being different people with each other.
44these are awesome, funny and soooo adorable!!!
this is like the best post EVER!!!!!
(too lazy to do mine, maybe tmw
)
45We have a lot of obnoxious private games we play:
1) We have a complete vocabulary of secret code words to use when out and about. For example "T.Y.L." means "there's your look" when I see some guy with, oh, I dunno, a purple mohawk.
2) I squeeze his hand whenever a pretty girl walks by, so he won't miss his opportunity to check her out. Likewise he squeezes my hand whenever a handsome guy walks by.
3) We play "smooch buggie." Our kids got us started on this one. They used to play "punch buggie" and punch each other whenever they saw a VW Bug. I didn't like them punching each other, so DH and I started kissing every time we saw a VW. If it's a red VW, then we french kiss.
4) Every few months, we have "beauty day" ... we sit around in bed with facials, biore strips, and teeth whitening strips and do other kinds of grooming rituals on each other.
5) We email each other all day long, and DH uses a different pet name in each email. He gets really creative. As the day wears on, the pet names get more and more outlandish. Monkey-bunny. Smoochy-cuddle-bumpers. Sweetie-peepie. Etc. I don't think he ever uses the same pet name twice! It has been embarrassing though, when once or twice he accidentally sent an email meant for me, to a coworker instead.
46we have our own language. full on heheh
47HAHA! I love these!
My boyfriend and I will "argue" over who's turn it is to do the dishes, and we start telling the other why we don't deserve to do it, and it usually ends up with some crazy excuse, which we usually ignore and end up splitting the dishes anyway.
He LOVES to watch me trip, which I do on a daily basis since our dog throws her toys everywhere.
When we had the same phone plan, we would send each other voicemails instead of text-messages, and it would become sort of a game of Tag.
He loves it when I lay on his back (him face-down on the couch, and me on him face-down) and we just watch TV or something.
We also grapple a lot, we are huge MMA fans, so we pay around and put each other in arm bars and head locks.
I talk in this weird baby/chipmunk voice at him and our dog, and she goes nuts. She loves it, he pretends to hate it... but he knows I'm in a good mood when I do it.
We almost always role-play.
And everynight before going to sleep the three of us cuddle in bed and we'll play. Our dog knows that's her special time to be a spoiled brat, because well kiss her and all that stuff.
Ok, too long. Sorry girls!
48we do a lot but the main things is that we do everything together. From cleaning, cooking to grocery shopping. We had a long distance relationship for so long that now we love being with one another constantly. If you think about it, you aren't with that person for 8-12 hours a day while you are at work or while you sleep. Time is precious.
49these are all soo cute! makes me really miss having a bf!!
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