Everyone knows by now that Britney Spears has gone off the deep end and done what many monks, Marines, and radical lesbians have done for years: chosen to shave off all her hair. Why'd she do it? Maybe to protest what must be the worst life possible: having photographers stalking you constantly and tabloids scrutinizing your every move. Look Brit, let me help you out. Below is an assortment of wigs. (I'm not loving the wig you've got now.) Choose one and make your escape. Go to the Catskills with the kids, take up knitting, organic farming, canning preserves...and get your sh*t together. So folks, help her out: Which wig should Britney choose?
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J Taylor
Virginie Monroe
Diesel
For fun, The Elvis - one southerner to another
For real - The Aniston
For those crazy Catskill nights? The Fro
1THose hot colors are cool! lol but for real the aniston
2HaHa Marci. I agree with you: Britney wearing the fro wig in the Catskills would be HIGHlarious. However, I also believe the stalkerazzi would hightail it to the Catskills to take pictures, so maybe the Aniston would be better.
3i'd go for the ELVIS!
4i say the new wave mullet--so she can look like the trash she is, but still be trendy at the same time!
5I go for the selma
6i think she should either go for the Demi,(cuz she happens to look good with long straight hair), or the K-Fed Corn rows,(cuz she can pull off that white gangsta look).
7Okay, seriously, the Aniston, but I'd love to see her in any of the others just as a joke.
8Demi looks just good
9none - let her be her self!
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