According to a BBC article, more and more men are seeking breast-reduction surgery [1]. Whether you call them man boobs ("moobs") or man cans, they've become enough of a problem that one London hospital has cited a 50% increase in patients seeking to remove their obstreperous man breasts. Apparently, Seinfeldian "bros" or "manziers" [2] are not the solution. So we at GiggleSugar, seeking to balance the obsessive attention paid to women's bodies, have decided to ask you, who has the worst "moobs"?