If there is such a thing as Mr. Right, you've met him and he really is perfect for you. You guys get along great, he makes you smile, and you both have similar life goals. In fact, you two have become very close in a short period of time. You feel very comfortable with him, which should make some of his grosser habits less bothersome, but even you think it’s too soon for all of the glamour to disappear. Would it be worse if he . . .
This: Had absolutely no problem passing gas wherever and whenever? Okay, it’s only at his place, but still, some things are best left unshared unless it’s an absolute emergency.
Or . . .
That: Can’t seem to stop scratching and groping at his nether regions, with public places as no exception? You’ve offered to buy him some new underwear, but he just doesn’t seem to get it; your friends have even noticed!
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Well, it depends on how long they have been dating. if he were farting after a week, i would probably be mortified too.
TMI, maybe.. but my boyfriend of 3 years and I fart around each other :-x.. i mean, i guess it'd be bad if it were ALLL THE TIME, but at least it's only around you.
could you imagine your parents and family staring at your boyfriend as he grabs himself NONSTOP?
1Groping himself is definitely worst!
2I agree with almostfamous
3OooOooo tough one...
4I cannot stand the sight of a guy going to town on his crotch area ever. If your that itchy gets some cream or powder better yet do it at home in the bathroom all by yourself.
5I might be annoyed if he constantly farted in front of me, but I would be so embarrassed if he could not stop scratching in front of other people, so I'd say the scratching would be worse.
6A guy scratching and groping himself is such a turn-off. So classless. That would would be deal breaker for me, and I don't say that about too many things!
7scratching would be sooooo horrible!!
8the groping is %100 the WORST one for me! Farting is nothing. i mean if i had to chose between farting in public or groping in public.... thats a diffrent story.
9I don't care too much if he farts, it's normal. If he managed to be able to ninja fart for 1+ years without me knowing when he was doing it, I would be very impressed.
However, scratching just implies he's not a very clean guy down there =\ Gross.
10Groping has to be the worst! yuk
11I'm in a THIS relationship right now, and it sure is annoying. But I have a male friend who is a THAT, and it is far worse.
12porkypocky - "ninja fart"...hilarious!!!
I chose the farting...i could handle it because it's natural, and atleast only around myself. But groping in public seems so dirty to me. Blegh, i've got the heebie jeebies thinking about it.
13the groping is definitely worse. i don't take much of an issue with the farting.
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