Sorry for the acronym overload in the title, but there's no other way to describe what you're about to see. (Or, if you're too scared, for what you will not see.) This is footage (haha, footage) of a guy running with bare feet and bare butt through moving traffic. Occasionally, the car that's riding alongside him catches up with him and you get an inadvertent peepshow, but trust me, you'll be too busy scratching your head and trying not to look at his dirty feet to notice the peen. Eek.