He's 88 years of age and he ain't ashamed to show it! When I say "it," I mean it. That's right, Disco Ernie is a working stripper, mmmkay? He can't thrust his hardened hips back and forth, for fear of breaking one, but he does a damn good job of seducing the ladies. Gramps does 100 situps "everyday, or almost everyday, or every other day" — how the hell is he supposed to remember? — but his washboard washed up stomach speaks for itself. Ernie's routine consists of him showing off his prized "abs" and waving his arms around for ten (or realistically five) minutes. Bibbidi-bobbidi-eeeew!

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