Whenever I'm offered headphones for $2 or a "snack pack" for $5, I wonder if it's only a matter of time before the airlines start charging for peanuts. Or, as this Mad TV skit imagines, charging for a solitary peanut. I just hope I have exact change when those oxygen masks come down.
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I'm more than happy to have nothing offered if it means cheaper airfare. I can make myself comfy.
1"and to start the flow of oxygen pay your flight attendant $75.60" you know that's going to happen.
I still remember the days when we got hot plate food for free, it wasn't good but look back on it, it sure looks good now.
I inhale those bags of pretzels that only give you like five of them. If you have a nice flight attendant you can ask her for another bag if you say you're sick. a little inside information.
2Haha, awesome.
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