Let me get this straight: a relatively attractive, young, self-made millionaire living in Las Vegas needs the matchmaker's help [1] to find a gold-digging sweetheart? Makes absolutely no sense, but we'll roll with it. So Patti, our matchmaker, sets him up with a hot chick. They rendezvous in Vegas for a first date, he proposes, she accepts, and they live happily ever after. Well, not until he coughs up that "nice rock" she's so desperately pining for cuz, you know, love bling is a many-splendored thing.

Shocking Update: The wedding has been called off [2].