When Kady Malloy first auditioned for American Idol, she showcased her best Britney impersonation [1]. The judges were impressed, but advised her to keep Britney at bay for the duration of the competition. But girlfriend recently busted a Brit backstage to stifle her nerves— and gave each of us a nervous breakdown. The last thing this country needs is another pop princess gone berserk! Grrrr. . .