Marcia is the hot-dog balancing contest winner for the 4th year in a row!

This was the day Susan finally realized that in a previous life she was indeed a dog.

mom warned me about these weiners

Look Mom! No Hands!

A crowd of onlookers stands shocked while Lorena Bobbit attempts to reenact the moments of that fateful day.

Where's the lube?

Marcia could never resist a weiner thrown in her face ... this made for awkward moments in public.

Ewww the mustard looks like sh*t here...

and i think she's trying to catch that weiner! =oi

"I said hold the mustard!"

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

MOM... CATCH!!!

This "Miss" state not mentioned...talent too messy for beauty pageant.

What happens when you combine the X games with a hot dog eating contest? The Weiner Eating Half Pike.

Careful, you'll poke your eye out!

Pardon me but do I have anything on my face?

This is the Time Life Photo of the Year taken when they forgot to thaw the hot dogs before loading them in the hot dog cannon. She was knocked unconcious and required three facial reconstructive surgeries to recover.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a hot dog

It's not over until I catch the dog... NO HANDS!

There goes her social life.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Julie shows her friends how she practices for the after prom.

At her 10 year high school reunion, Susan reminded everyone why she was voted as "most popular".

"She told me she was a lesbian!"

Dunkin' Donuts Goes Wild!

DAMN! NOW THEY KNOW I'M PART Golden Retriever!

although Laureen had been numbed from the head down by a tragic fall into a vat of Novocain , she was determined to eat before the dogs.

2 girls and 1 cup ain't got nothin' on me.

How to flirt with Kobayashi (or Joey Chestnut), The Hot Dog Eating Champ.

Gene Simmons called, he'd like his tongue back.

With a possibility of his wife getting elected, Bill Clinton holds another White House Intern Contest.

It's raining cats and HOT dogs!!!

"I hope this will finally prove blonds do not have more fun"!

Eliot Spitzer my love, you don't need a call girl cause I can do it better!

And that, honey, is how I met your daddy!

"...and thats why you should never give a weiner to a retard honey".

"Excuse me Maam, You have something in your teeth!"

Wait til I catch you baby..You will love it!Hmmmm.. YUMMYLICIOUS!

ew, i think i just threw up a bit.

ps i didnt know it was a caption contest. thats just my comment on her life.