Ever have that "not so fresh" feeling? Then I highly recommend that you don't spray on Secretions Magnifique [1] from Etat Libre d'Orange perfumers. Available in the US only at the swank Henri Bendel department store in NYC, it smells of. . . how do I put this delicately? Sweat, spunk, and blood. Oh, the French! From their smelly cheeses to their famed aversion to daily baths. They have seriously cornered the market on stinky. I wonder how it would hold up to Eau de Stilton? [2]

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