Ever have that "not so fresh" feeling? Then I highly recommend that you don't spray on Secretions Magnifique from Etat Libre d'Orange perfumers. Available in the US only at the swank Henri Bendel department store in NYC, it smells of. . . how do I put this delicately? Sweat, spunk, and blood. Oh, the French! From their smelly cheeses to their famed aversion to daily baths. They have seriously cornered the market on stinky. I wonder how it would hold up to Eau de Stilton?
Dorotennis
Max Mara
Minnetonka
Um. Sweat, blood, and spunk? I'll pass!
1Ewwww! Why do people come up with these ideas? And who would actually buy it?
2ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!1
3They are just named after weird stuff, but they are normal perfumes. Look at the composition lists of them and it's normal stuff like citrus scents, rose, geranium, pine, pepper, etc. They just have shock value names.
4I guess I'm the only one who's intrigued.
5Dude! I have smelled these — they have them at Harput's Market on the Fillmore in SF. And they are not just regular compositions, I was served the one you reference, giggle, plus the Bordello one; it was a lovely composition of musky french perfume, smoke, and booze, to smell like a lady of the night. And the salesman LOVED them and thought they were sexy.
6That is disgusting. And just wrong ... very, very, very disturbingly WRONG.
7Well there is a mens cologne called JAZZ, so why don't they call this one JIZZ. ?
I think it would be money wasted in France because most of them smell like it anyway...with a bit of garlic added!
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