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Elmo Has Officially Lost It

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 3:00am by GiggleSugar

This two-year-old's favorite talking Elmo toy had a change of heart after getting a change of batteries. This particular toy is creepily called the "Elmo Knows Your Name" doll and can be hooked up to a computer and programmed to say certain phrases and a child's name. After getting re-juiced, this little Elmo had some choice words for his best bud James. . .

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kaenai [+]

This isn't that hard to solve. Get rid of it. He'll be upset for about an hour.

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 3:22am Report Comment

thegadgetlady [+]

I have no idea what its even saying. However. Take out the batteries and tell him its broke. He'll still be able to play with it, but it just won't "talk"

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 4:39am Report Comment

anaisethenry [+]

or simply buy a new one if you're that worried about it...

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 6:23am Report Comment

Bearwoman [+]

"Belching"? "Well jig"? "Kelchi"? What?

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 8:03am Report Comment

flippy [+]

um, Chucky anyone?? get rid of evil elmo!

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 8:48am Report Comment

praenomenal [+]

Everyone wants free money.

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 10:04am Report Comment

nancita [+]

This is unbelievable!! Why isn't anyone at the manufacturer concerned about this?!

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 10:16am Report Comment

lickety split [+]

i can't understand what it says either.

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 11:02am Report Comment

pink_elephant [+]

that's just creepy, death threats from Elmo?..but I agree just take the batteries out or change them again. it probably won't do it anymore.

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 12:33pm Report Comment

nery85 [+]

what is he saying?

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 12:54pm Report Comment

radarkitty [+]

I agree with the Chucky comment. Get rid of the twisted thing. He's got plenty of other Elmo's. He's young enough to not remember it's gone. And why put somewhere he'll climb to? At least throw it in the garage or something. I hate stupid parents.

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 12:57pm Report Comment

radarkitty [+]

It's saying, "Kill James." The kids name is James.

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 12:58pm Report Comment

miss-britt [+]

she needs to thrown that elmo away FAST, not give a t.v. interview. If james is found missing....ELMO needs to be the first to be investigated.

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 6:49pm Report Comment

cottonpoots [+]

I think I read an article about this on Snopes a few weeks ago, and it scared the hell out of me. Since I'm more of a superstitious person, maybe it has to do with the supernatural (I'm thinking ghosts and the like). That's freaky stuff, though.

Thu, 02/28/2008 - 8:20pm Report Comment

leeluvfashion [+]

Way creepy!!!

Fri, 02/29/2008 - 2:18am Report Comment

alllacedup [+]

If she's so concerned why doesn't she just throw it out? Or go to the store and replace it with a different one?

Fri, 02/29/2008 - 8:06am Report Comment

Nikitainthesection [+]

Hahahaha!

Fri, 02/29/2008 - 9:33am Report Comment

Nikitainthesection [+]

But it's difficult, indeed, to really understand what Elmo says.

Fri, 02/29/2008 - 9:34am Report Comment

Nikitainthesection [+]

I like Elmo so much!

Fri, 02/29/2008 - 9:34am Report Comment

ericag4514 [+]

that's really weird, but not surprising because no joke, my little brother has one of those push button books that says stuff when you push the buttons and if you push one of the buttons it literally says, "ha ha ha who wants to die?"

Sat, 03/01/2008 - 12:07pm Report Comment

juliarose23 [+]

huh that is soo weird! the same thing happened to my sister's elmo, and we just got rid of it...

Sun, 03/02/2008 - 3:27pm Report Comment

Martini Rossi [+]

Ummm just get rid of it while hes napping...he wont miss it. He has 50 other Elmo's to keep him company.

Fri, 03/07/2008 - 11:26am Report Comment

Frank y Ava [+]

wow wonderful way to get instant money! computer error and just throw it away and get him a new one

Thu, 06/05/2008 - 10:59am Report Comment

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