You know those birth control ads that promise you'll get your period only one week a year? Sounds nice until you consider how truly terrifying that week might be. This Saturday Night Live parody ponders an annual period that requires you to "hold on to your f*cking hat," and if you ever decide to become pregnant, this pill may "turn your baby into a firemonster." I especially like the cheeky visual metaphors, such as the single pink sneaker on the shelf.