His Majesty Wiglet Fuzzletuft (yes, that's really his name — Karstein for short) gets off to a slow start with this string cheese, but once he hits his stride, it just disappears into his mouth like a noodle. I've had two revelations while watching this video. Revelation # 1: The smaller the animal, the bigger its name needs to be for maximum ridiculousness. Revelation # 2: With hamster vids, it's all about the music.