Is it art or awkwardness? How can something so mundane seem so unnatural? Folks, that's Andy Warhol [1] for ya. Watch him daintily dip a Burger King [2] hamburger into a dollop of ketchup, chew, chew, chew, finish in under three minutes, and then give the camera an unflinching look of. . .indigestion? Despair? Hope? I have no idea, but I know it's more compelling than Paris Hilton washing a car in bathing suit.