Douche-a-palooza* 2008, you ask? Nope. It's our regular "If You Had To... [1]" feature. This time, the competition's fierce. Behind nimrod door # 1: Travis Barker, former drummer for Blink 182. Behind nimrod door # 2: Kid Rock, perpetually rockin' the gold medallion-wearin' pimp-billy look. Who would you knock boots with, if you had to...

Source [2] and *thanks to Flippy [3] for coining "Douche-a-palooza."