David Caruso on CSI: Miami is often made fun of for his self-important bordering on self-parodying way of delivering lines. Here, we present you with seven whole minutes of his cheesiest one-liners. You probably can't endure all seven minutes, but this is pretty hilarious.
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omg, thank you. Hilarious!!
1Ahahahahahahaha!
2I remember seeing those too!
3LOL! The "put the sunglasses on" pause is too funny.
4I can't tell you how much I *puts sunglasses on
* hate this fugly fugly little man.
5I think I like David Caruso even more because he says and does things like this, it makes him funny without him actually trying to be. CSI:Miami defintetely wouldn't be the same without him!
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Yeah!!!
Frank, it's a killer. hahah this is great. 
at the put on the sunglasses pause.
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