Sad...

This article has to be a joke!

you're joking right?

that seriously reads like an onion article. my god.

I don't know how I was able to finish reading this with all the eye-rolling I was doing.

this is a joke, right? i mean, in this day and age, no woman really thinks this, or am i totally wrong thinking that women, whether they are stay at home moms or a CEO, need an education beyond high school.

Wow. Poor girlfriend fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!

Please, please be the April fool's editon of the school paper!

This reads like a middle school newspaper!

1. Lynzee Stauss is totally a real person: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...

2. See also: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi... [Scroll down and look at the photo / text directly below the player. It is obviously the same airhead in the photo in the "article" shown above.]

This can't be for real??? How in the world did she get a job as a reporter

Wow, lmao.

who wrote this? Geez

There always have been and always will be dumbasses. But how many people gave this article the "OK" before it hit the presses? Seriously, how was this incoherent craziness printed? I guess I'll just tell myself that it's an ironic joke. . .

It's any wonder "Lynzee" wrote such a crappy article, "becasue" look, she can't even spell her own name properly.

I thinks this is a joke, c'mon you guys! This can't be true...

Unfortunately my sisters...she will breed. She won't even pass on her limited comprehension of reality to her offspring 'cuz they too, will be raised by the cartoon network - which by their time will be dumbed down even further - so face it: she's the best of the line she will spawn. Maybe she'll have lots of residuals from her appearances in the Girls Gone Wild Video Library.....SPRINGER! SPRINGER! SPRINGER!

Wow! I think this is a joke. If not, someone needs to convince Lynzee to go to college.

No way man. This can not be a real article. HOW THE HELL would this woman have become a reporter for an actual newspaper??? If she is real, she needs to have a few books thrown at her head. After all the millions of years it has taken us to be seen as sort-of-equals, along comes Miss Pro-Dumb, and stuffs it all up again!! Thanks a lot lady!

W-O-W

Yeesh. She REALLY needs to go get a Bachelors in English. Otherwise the grammar police should lock her up!

SAD!

to the person who said this was likea middle school article, actually, i'm in middle school and i cud write wayy better than that.

I just lost my faith in the human species.

...and what self-respecting newspaper hires a girl who is gramatically-incorrect and doesn't have a degree or experience outside of high school journalism. After all, the myspace page I saw stated that she was 18...

This seriously cannot be in a real newspaper. It must be a joke.

This girl's editor should be fired!

Speechless!

listen woman, go make me a sandwich, because apparently that's all you're good for.
I'd love to have a college-educated wife, thank you very much.

lynzee was my best friend, and no she's not kidding. this was for our high school news paper.

Wow, this girl is STUPID!

I mean it kind of does seem like a high school article or at least college. Just look at her picture. But while I agree that not everyone neeeeds to go to college, I do not agree with those reasons. And it's definitely a good idea.