Have you ever wanted to tell an ex-boyfriend how you really feel? If so, this Valentine's Day could be your chance. Check out this rude Valentine's Day card on Etsy. The front cover reads "I'll always carry a torch for you" and the inside reads "and someday, I'll burn your f*cking house down with it" — there's even room to write a personalized note!
I think this card is genius, and since we all know Valentine's Day isn't always what it's cracked up to be, tell me, is there someone you'd like to send this to on Feb. 14? If so, what would you say?










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Oh, come on. That's not cool. Ha ha.
1No one wants to seem like the crazy ex-girlfriend.
I mean, unless you send this as a joke..?
I love the sarcastic/evil cards at someecard. I've been searching through their stock to send out for fun to friends on Thursday.
2cant that be used against u legally? like a threat? but its kinda funny
3Hahahaha!
4I liked it. I think one shouldn't send it, but it's funny.
That's pretty funny.
It's how I feel about my ex! I would never send that though. I basically have a restraining order against him, so I know he knows how I feel.
5I sent one once...I forgot what it said, but it made me feel better!
6Ha Ha..even thou I would never send one, that's funny!! It would be nice to though.
7not a card but a bumper sticker. kind of like that one that says "I still miss my ex" and then underneath "but my aim is getting better". a personal favorite
8love it!
9Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
10Eh. Nothing says, I still think about you and I'm bitter like going to the effort of mailing a b*tchy card. No thanks.
11Bahahaha I like this
12LOL
13Yep, love it!
14i LOVE it!
15i LOVE this!
16i love someeecards.com, too, but if i could design one myself, it would say "since you irrationally dumped me 2 months ago, i've lost 13 pounds. the next guy to see me naked surely thanks you!"
I wouldn't send anything like that but it's ridiculously funny. Especially since my ex of 4 years ago just randomly contacted me this past week, strange.
17Aww too bad you have to mail it!
18OMG!!
19I LOVE IT!!!
Haha so funny! Awesome!
20LOVE it!
21I LOVE IT!!!!
I would never actually send it, but it's still hilarious!
22I wouldn't bother sending one,but it is pretty funny.
23I agree with some of the girls here: I would think of it as the "jealous bitchy ex". Do not want. Too afraid the poor guy would try to use it against me as a threat. I've gotten my revenge on jacka$$ bfs a long time ago.
Anyways, any exes that I had are non existent. All my exes live in NJ. And I'm happily married in OK. Bwahahahahaaaaa.
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