If we think that the Bollywood music vids of today look and sound like madness [1] run amok, then imagine what they delivered back in the '80s. Hmm. . .a bouncy sequined mess of cheesy choreography coupled with an ensemble of spazoids posing as second-rate cheerleaders while wearing cheap, over-sized animal head masks? Why yes, that's exactly what Bollywood served up in the '80s! Surprise, surprise.