I was watching Sunset Tan the other night. (Pause to let that sink in.) If you don't know about it, it's a show about a tanning salon in L.A. and all the vapid shenanigans that go on among the beautiful orange people who work there. I thought the women who worked there were cheesy, until I saw him: Jeff Bozz. He's the owner of the Sunset Tan salon, and from his dippity-doo'd Frankenstein head to his odd clothes, he is the gold orange standard by which all other douchebags will from now on be judged; he is King Douche.

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