One guy has women throwing their panties on stage while he sings, the other has people throwing résumés at him as he scowls. Both need to step away from the spray-tan gun. Which guy would you do the horizontal mambo with, if you had to . . .

One guy has women throwing their panties on stage while he sings, the other has people throwing résumés at him as he scowls. Both need to step away from the spray-tan gun. Which guy would you do the horizontal mambo with, if you had to . . .

Tom can sing his love songs to me while we make woopie!
1That was too easy. Tom is da man!
2It's not unusual to enjoy Tom Jones. Sorry! I had to!
3Bring on the AM radio love machine. What's up pussy cat?
4"It's not unusual to enjoy Tom Jones"
5LAWLZ!
Tom Jones. Although Donald does have a ton of money...
6I'm afraid the Trumpster would yell and scream at me and I'm just not into that. I'd definitely rather be serenaded.
7Tom Jones for sure! The Trump makes my skin crawl, plus I would be focused on his wig the whole time waiting for it to fall off.
8Gross! They both look too greasy. Sorry Giggle, but I refuse to choose on this one!
9Sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb...
Tom has the voice - I can always close my eyes.
10trump, he's got all the moolah.
11As much as I love to sing along to Sexbomb, the spray tan was just too much for me this time.
12Trump! I'd tie him up, shave his head, tell him he's fired, take a picture, and leave before having to do the deed!
13I'll "just help myself" to Tom Jones...all the panties have to mean something...
14No contest! Tom Jones is sex on a stick, no matter how old he gets. Donald Trump, on the other hand, is pure ego with a combover.
15TRUMP IS SOOOOOOO IRRATATING!!
16Tom Jones is a sexbomb who makes me wanna holla!
Trump...makes me want to hurl.
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